I hate cats.

I would just like to share a moment with you all that was absolutely infuriating.

This happened while we were in Cairo. Dan and I were just enjoying a nice, leisurely lunch right outside of the Al-Azhar mosque/university. This particular meal had me very excited because it was a meat platter with kabob and kofta...and you know how much I love meat (twss).

So I'm really enjoying my meal...the meat was fresh and juicy and the pita was toasty...when all of a sudden a cat jumps onto my lap. Being the nice-hearted dudethat I am, i didn't really think twice of it...in fact i thought it was kind of cute. the little creature was nuzzling its head into my lap!


And so i continue munching on my amazing kofta...

Then after about five minutes of the cat on my lap, i reach over to the side to grab a piece of pita. BIG MISTAKE. With the tenacity of a rabid beast, the cat leaps onto the table, grabs a leg of lamb, and bolts off before i even knew what had happened!! What the hell?!? I was so upset! STUPID CAT.

And then on top of all of that, the stupid cat decides to eat MY piece of lamb literally in front of my face, under the table next to me...




If i didn't have any moral issues with kicking something 20x smaller than me, I would have sent that stupid furball halfway to pluto.

Stupid Cat. That leg of lamb had better tasted damn good.